Mawson’s Guardian says:
There are all kinds of things that your bear and mine would never do. Sadly, they are things that People do anyway.
Our Professor Cadbury Bear, Gustave and Bomund look at the news when no-one is looking. And too often the things they see are things they wish they hadn’t.
Here Professor Caddy stumbles on news about the Artic.

“That much plastic pollution? THAT much? Even in the Arctic?”

“Oh no. It’s really, really bad”.
“We bears wouldn’t do that. We don’t even use plastic”.
‘ A Bear Wouldn’t Do That’ by Mark O’Dwyer. All sources are acknowledged.